my favorite is "i had too much food for lunch and now i'm tired" i feel like i do that allll the time. i plan on being productive after dinner but then i just feel tired after so i decide otherwise. okaaay i liked. even better is the one about being hungry but not wanting to introduce yourself to your roomies friends. i would do that for sure. my stomach can wait. bahhaa this just keeps getting better! i accidentally open itunes allll the time! the red light one. oh my gosh that is exactly me.
Ha ha ha! I laughed out loud at these. So great!
ReplyDeletemy favorite is "i had too much food for lunch and now i'm tired" i feel like i do that allll the time. i plan on being productive after dinner but then i just feel tired after so i decide otherwise. okaaay i liked. even better is the one about being hungry but not wanting to introduce yourself to your roomies friends. i would do that for sure. my stomach can wait. bahhaa this just keeps getting better! i accidentally open itunes allll the time! the red light one. oh my gosh that is exactly me.
ReplyDeleteThis is so HILARIOUS!! I have thought too many of these things before!
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